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Bartleby Gaines:
Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south Harmon?
Uncle Ben:
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that their gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES!
And indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision!
Jack Gaines:
I...
I,I, I just don't understand...
Uncle Ben:
DO I HAVE TO SPOON FEED IT TO YA? Look, there's only one resaon that kids want to go to school...
Bartleby Gaines:
Holy Shit...
Jack Gaines:
...Which is?
Uncle Ben:
...To get a good job...
To get a good job, with a great starting slaary.
Jack Gaines:
Couldn't agree more.
Diane Gaines:
So rfereshing to have somebody approach education so rationally!
Uncle Ben:
Fuckin A'!
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